I Hope This Will Make You Laugh

My cousin and I are writing this story together.

Once there was a plain, red toothbrush that laid inside it's plastic case for years on the store shelf, gathering dust. Nobody seemed to want to buy it. One day, a little girl named Prunella decided to buy it, but she had no money. So she asked the old storekeeper named Joe. Joe told her that if she did lots of hard, strenuous work and licked the blood of a seal, then he would give it to her for free!
Prunella mistook the blood of a seal for the blood of her dog Fluffy. So she murdered her dog with 1/8 of a second of hesitation and drank the blood from the poor dog's bones and raw meat.
When she showed the storekeeper the picture of her licking the blood with dead Fluffy in the background, (as proof) The storekeeper winced and edged out of the store, running for home so as to protect his poodle, Prunella shrugged and grabbed the red toothbrush off the shelf and opened it.
When she did, a creepy little skeleton thing popped out and declared, "I'm Lindsay Lohan!!" Prunella rolled her eyes. "You're on cocaine again, arent you??!" Lindsay Lohan was so ugly after being on drugs for so many years, that Prunella passed out. She was even uglier than Dr. Laura mixed with Glenn Beck!
Then, in walked a grandma with a miniskirt revealing wrinkles and wrinkles. Her toenails were a long and curling with flaking, old red nail polish.


PS- I found this website that is very very fun where you can morph celebrities' faces together!

EXAMPLE:

Keira Knightley
&
Natalie Portman

Go to http://www.morphthing.com/

and go to the top where it says "Start Morphing"