Last night I went with my aunt and saw Dark Knight.
AHHHH! It was pretty dark.
And the Joker is no joker. He's CREEPY!
He cut open a guy's stomach and put a cell-phone in it,
then sewed up the stomach.
Then the guy collapses and police lift up his shirt.
Suddenly.... ring tone. *beera bee bee beera bee bee beera bee bee beeeeeeeeeee....* you see the cell-phone glowing
blue inside the guy's blood-stained stomach.
Seriously, doesn't that look gory? <<<
It says, "Why so serious?"
Joker's father came home one night drunk and started to beat up his wife.
His son, (joker as a little boy) stood there watching in horror.
The father laughed drunkily and strided over to him, taking out a knife.
"Why so serious, son?" he asks, and puts the knife inside his son's mouth.
"Why so serious?" he repeats, and slice's his son's lip, making permanent scars around Joker's mouth that will forever remind Joker to smile.